A person who takes their sweet time and pays zero regard for what other people have to do, then tries to come up with valid excuses about why they were taking their sweet time but their excuses are wrong
by Rill GiktokExcelticus February 23, 2017
When your scrote gets warm and sticky, adheres to your thigh, and won't peel off without being manually pulled away, like having a thirsty leech on your leg.
by Therealdingleberryjerry May 10, 2018
"Jenny is a cum Leech she sucked my cock and then I fell asleep ,it went on for hours until I got a cum blister"
by Cone stoker August 20, 2022
a close person who hates on themselves but is actually the noun.; the most beautiful person you have ever met. but yet still you show your love and affection by making fun of them.
by ss2315 October 22, 2017
A person who steals the hard work of others to gain anything, either because they lack the skill to get it themselves or they're just assholes
by thedebtcollector October 17, 2023
“Waaah, did you see the big lass last night? Clinging on to the me like a cobweb in hair, what a fuckn leech’
by CumbrianMotter December 02, 2023
1. Noun; A person who can't keep a job and relies on the contributions of a significant other to get by, while not giving any credit to said significant other; The loss or lack of employment is usually "not their fault."
Steven lost his job, looks like Jen has the leech in full force yet again.
Steven has reached peak leech, lost 3 jobs in one year and still hasn't contributed to the mortgage.
Steven has reached peak leech, lost 3 jobs in one year and still hasn't contributed to the mortgage.
by whosthegoat June 26, 2018