Jake

Sexy boi, likes to pass the weed. Friends with mr steal yo girl. Oh my go, he vegan too, but likes meat. Has a friend named Blake who is not cool. He also has horrible YouTube content.

Jake is super cool

by IloveCaden November 6, 2019

Jake

He's just a bit of a prick who says the word epic too much.

Hench Lad: Did you here that Jake got Google Stadia
Female: Yes I did, he also got a Windows phone

by MrNoogin November 12, 2019

jake

the name jake started off when a little anorexic, white (actually white) boy was born in norwalk iowa

“bro did u see jake, i swear if he is i front of a white board or turned to his side u can see his anorexic ass!!”

by hey gwu’s December 26, 2018

Jake

Jake from state farm

Jake wears some nice khakis.

by anonymous October 6, 2020

jake

Is the most savagest man you will ever meet, he has many friend's and every one want's to know him overall he is an amazing man.

Hey it's Jake I wish I knew him just go ask him.

by JJ de B0SS May 28, 2018

Jake

Jake’s tend to be shy creatures at first but once you get to know one you love them. Jake is the sweetest boy a girl could ever meet. A Jake is typically very weird and a bit awkward but it can come off as very adorable. Jake loves to play basketball and hangout with his girlfriend. He typically has brown hair with blue eyes. Once you get a Jake in your life you will never want them to leave.

Jake and I hung out the other day and he is so funny and sweet.

by Varmint110 August 24, 2019

Jake

Jake is the name of someone who Takes shits on the floor of a bathroom

Guy: awww man some Jake just took a huge shit on the floor

by anonymous September 16, 2020