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woody tissue

When you have morning wood and ejaculate into a tissue thus creating a 'woody tissue'.
"i made a hella woody tissue this morning bro"
by watermelongatorade February 2, 2017
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sam woody

Possibly the most attractive man ever. If you've been blessed enough to meet him you'd know how hot he is. His @ is woodyacc2020.
That guy's a real Sam Woody
by YoMamaBoi123 April 1, 2019
mugGet the sam woodymug.

Woody

A guy who can destroy toilet seats with his own planet sized ass
guy 1:Woah dude this toilet seat is broken

guy 2:it must have been woody
by A British boi February 25, 2020
mugGet the Woodymug.

Woody

Woody, is a character from Toy Story played by tom hanks. He's so lit
oMg Is ThAt ShErIfF wOoDy
by Oldtownroadbillie May 25, 2019
mugGet the Woodymug.

Woody Woodpecker

A cartoon character everyone remembers but never watched
Jon: Woody Woodpecker is one of my favorite cartoon characters!
by LoonStock June 28, 2023
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Woodie

Means that’s my britches
Hey woodie !!
by Realeast July 27, 2018
mugGet the Woodiemug.

Woody Shavings

When your so turned on,and depressed at the same time,that you go balls deep in a pencil sharpener
My girl just left me think I'mma pull a woody shavings with my pencil sharpener
by San Whorlo February 20, 2018
mugGet the Woody Shavingsmug.

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