woody tissue

When you have morning wood and ejaculate into a tissue thus creating a 'woody tissue'.

"i made a hella woody tissue this morning bro"

by watermelongatorade February 2, 2017

sam woody

Possibly the most attractive man ever. If you've been blessed enough to meet him you'd know how hot he is. His @ is woodyacc2020.

That guy's a real Sam Woody

by YoMamaBoi123 April 1, 2019

Woody

A guy who can destroy toilet seats with his own planet sized ass

guy 1:Woah dude this toilet seat is broken

guy 2:it must have been woody

by A British boi February 25, 2020

Woody

Woody, is a character from Toy Story played by tom hanks. He's so lit

oMg Is ThAt ShErIfF wOoDy

by Oldtownroadbillie May 25, 2019

Woody Woodpecker

A cartoon character everyone remembers but never watched

Jon: Woody Woodpecker is one of my favorite cartoon characters!

by LoonStock June 28, 2023

Woodie

Means that’s my britches

Hey woodie !!

by Realeast July 27, 2018

Woody Shavings

When your so turned on,and depressed at the same time,that you go balls deep in a pencil sharpener

My girl just left me think I'mma pull a woody shavings with my pencil sharpener

by San Whorlo February 20, 2018