My boyfriend really loves to suck my penis, and I love to suck his. Feels really good. It's like a Mars bar for people on a diet.
by HomoUK July 05, 2003
by Name removed by the NSA November 16, 2013
1 A hopfully long organ that males posses
2 The body part that becomes hard and then put into a woman's vagina
2 The body part that becomes hard and then put into a woman's vagina
"He unwrapped the towel so she could see his penis"
"She begged for more as he pumped his 14 inch penis in and out of her"
"Did you see Dave's penis? It's so long!"
"She begged for more as he pumped his 14 inch penis in and out of her"
"Did you see Dave's penis? It's so long!"
by Mr Hung July 14, 2006
by itsdanielle ohno March 02, 2006
the muscle in between a males leg that enlarges with stimulated by women....or if your gay..by men, but lets not get into that. when with a woman, you drive it into her vagina bringing it back and forth...
1) Man, I drilled your mom with my abnormally ginormous penis.
2) My penis is growing...but I don't see any women!
2) My penis is growing...but I don't see any women!
by gidgaon June 29, 2005
A penis is basically a coin. You insert it into the vending machine, which is also known as, a vagina, and it dispenses babies.
by SwaggerFacee October 26, 2014