penis munch

a person who loves to munch the male penis

The young man was a humungous penis muncher

by mike cruz October 9, 2003

Road Munching

Performing oral sex on a women while she is driving; sometimes done for the purpose of seeing if the female driver can focus enough not to crash

Road Munching almost caused K.Lilly to crash her truck on I-75.

by Road Muncher July 30, 2009

Munch Kim

A person of small stature usually has very round features -for example at the head, body, or legs. Other characteristics include neck folds, short fingers, and small feet.

Sharon is such a Munch Kim she's only 5 foot tall!

You're such a Munch Kim you can't even reach the tabletop

Only a Munch Kim would be shorter than their younger sister

by ilmk November 18, 2009

female munch

a woman who gives nothing but blows and expects fuck all in return

aye she’s a female munch fr

by shssueiejenebe January 27, 2023

Munch Madness

This is the equivilance to the Mens NCAA Basketball tournament in which the women play. Referring to them as all being lesbians

Matt: "Hey man did you catch the final game of the women's NCAA tournament last night?"

Derek: "Oh you mean the finals of Munch Madness

by Matt19IU November 4, 2008

burrito munching

Eating out a prolapsed anus. May contain beans.

The lesbian orgy involved a lot of burrito munching.

by Tahin January 14, 2014

Lazy Munch

Where your licking a girl out but you hope you will get a blow job quicker. So you do not put in 100% effort in.

Callum: So how did it go last night?
Danny: We lazy munched

by seckerisacunt December 21, 2014