penis munch

a person who loves to munch the male penis

The young man was a humungous penis muncher

by mike cruz October 9, 2003

Munch Kim

A person of small stature usually has very round features -for example at the head, body, or legs. Other characteristics include neck folds, short fingers, and small feet.

Sharon is such a Munch Kim she's only 5 foot tall!

You're such a Munch Kim you can't even reach the tabletop

Only a Munch Kim would be shorter than their younger sister

by ilmk November 18, 2009

female munch

a woman who gives nothing but blows and expects fuck all in return

aye she’s a female munch fr

by shssueiejenebe January 27, 2023

Road Munching

Performing oral sex on a women while she is driving; sometimes done for the purpose of seeing if the female driver can focus enough not to crash

Road Munching almost caused K.Lilly to crash her truck on I-75.

by Road Muncher July 30, 2009

munch stamp

Tattoo on a man with their girls name. Tramp stamp for men. Certified Scummer. He’s a much. L.

Did you see Jackson? He just got a munch stamp.

by Munchstampman1-2 March 19, 2023

Lazy Munch

Where your licking a girl out but you hope you will get a blow job quicker. So you do not put in 100% effort in.

Callum: So how did it go last night?
Danny: We lazy munched

by seckerisacunt December 21, 2014

Tub munching

1) A person who enjoys eating fast food while in the bath or shower.

2)OR Eating while taking a bath or shower on a short time frame so they don't have to do it later..

"I was tub munching after the concert so I didn't have to eat later"

"I always end a long day by tub munching

by Heart eater June 24, 2016