Shart Failure

When you think you’re only going to fart and then feel like you’ve sharted but after running to the toilet, you were actually able to keep the disaster between your cheeks and not in your $35/pair underwear.

Dude, I’m so lucky. I thought I ruined these boxer briefs when I c’d my p’s but it was actually “shart failure.”

by Newsfguy1 March 29, 2025

Being a Failure

Being a Failure is when Steven He's dad grabs the sandal and gives you permanent emotional damage.

You are being a failure.
-Steven's Dad

by j4k3yy November 11, 2022

Donut of failure

1.) A very depressing donut.

2.) A sad person who fails a lot

Example 1:
Chloe: Ewww that donut makes me sad
Sarah: It tasted like a glazed bagel
Chloe: It's a donut of failure

Example 2:
Mikey is such a donut of failure.

by DonutOfFailure November 3, 2023

Failure

When your Asian and you get a C in Mathematics

You get the C in Mathematics? You're such a failure!

by 69bruh420oof March 12, 2022

Failure

Even if someone tries to light a fire under your ass, take your time even if it's harder not to rush. When you try to do something on somebody else's rhythm that isn't your own, you'll never get to find yours.

Somebody trying to light a fire under somebody else's ass is trying to get them scared of failure.

by Solid Mantis January 23, 2021

Failure

Daksh cobra

Failures happen in the dark

by Drugs are good for ur health September 30, 2023

dump failure

when, to your surprise, you are unbelievably constipated, and you fail at making a bowel movement after many long minutes on the porcelain throne.

also in geography, dump failure is used to refer to bad waste disposal

I just had the biggest dump failure.

by kittttttten February 3, 2017