douche

everyone you dislike or don't care about around you

buddy: dude look! it's John! over there!
you: ughh... that douche... fuckin hate the guy
buddy: word.

by pahk the cah brah! February 25, 2010

Douche'

A man who is as useless to women's health as an actual douche. A man who needs women for ego stroking, but whines about them. A man who chooses to use in South East Asia as the women there tells him he is clever and his english is very good despite it being his first tongue. A man who does not go on real dates because they are not as a sure thing as hiring a whore. A man who is afraid of smart women. A man who think bar girls and everyday girls are treated similarly.. A man who understands is just exceptional because he is in Asia.

That black poet in Hong Kong is a total douche'

by Molokko May 04, 2012

Douche

1. a device that forces water through a nozzle for the purpose of vaginal or anal cleansing.
2. a malevolent and ignorant person who inspires an exteeme feeling of loathing in others.
source: douchecards.com

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Whoever took my my cream soda from the fridge is a real douche.

by aj sun March 16, 2009

douche

The perfect word to describe a waste of oxygen.

Alex Rodriguez is such a douche.

by theoriginalhayls May 28, 2009

douche

Someone without character; Someone who is opposed to finishing the job we started in Iraq.

The Left are such douches, they have no moral conscious when it comes to helping the people of Iraq. They would prefer dictators run the world as long as they share their ideology.

by James Parkhurst May 24, 2007

douche

(v) to do, to place, to run, to put, to push, to pull, to fix, to travel, or perform; an all-purpose word referring to the performance of an action or performance of a task.

I'm going to douche over to the store later to pick up some milk.

My laptop battery is about to die. Can you douche my charger into the wall, please?

me: "I am getting nowhere with my paper."
friend: "Why don't you take a break and douche up the rest later?"
me: "Good idea. Let's douche over to the Mission and douche up some douchers (burritos)."

me: "Hold the elevator! Thanks."
person: "What floor?"
me: "Can you douche 3, please?"

by Douchey McDouche'emups February 12, 2009

douche

a device used to clean out the female vagina

That girl had a vaginal infection so she had to buy a douche.

by SAMANTHA! January 14, 2003