ain't that a bitch

another way of saying,"How ironic!"

Dude: Man, I saved up $50,000 for that new plama, only to find out that they don't sell it anymore.

Chick: Ain't that a bitch!

by Spontania April 27, 2008

Bust a bitch

To make a U-turn! To turn around.

"Hey we're going in the wrong direction, bust a bitch at the next turn".

by Sung S.C. November 5, 2006

Sober as a bird

This term is often used by people who are belligerently drunk. In efforts to describe their obviously non-existent states of sobriety, these people claim to be "sober as a bird." Use of the term is a clear indicator of drunkenness.

Sean: Hey man are you alright?
JP: Yeah man; I'm sober as a bird.

by Hubert Banx October 24, 2011

being a bitch

Being uncaring and indifferent to other people's feelings.

"Laura is being a bitch about the situation."

by Laura Bunny December 12, 2013

Stupid Son of a Bitch

The most completely encompassing insult one can possibly convey to another human being. First, a general insult is made, but then it becomes personal.

God damnit Bill, you're a stupid son of a bitch.

by JonReremy March 9, 2009

A Bitch

A person (male or female) who unknowingly or subconsciously acts irrationally, harshly, unjustly, obnoxiously or absurdly to otherwise ordinary situations. Not to be confused with the act of being a bitch in which the reaction of the person is the same, but, is fully aware of their actions.

Bonnie: You cleaned the house for me but it is not as clean as I want it!

Chauncy: What? Are you serious?
Bonnie: I don't think I've ever been so disrespected in my life!

Chauncy: Okay, why are you being such a bitch?
Bonnie: The fuck are you talking about?!

Jim: Chauncy, mere a minute.
Chauncy: Fuck! Whats her problem?
Jim: Don't take her seriously, shes had some problems. Shes not trying to be a bitch she is just a bitch.

Chauncy: Ah, I see. What a bitch.

Jim: Correct.

by Cuizinart July 19, 2011

You Son of a Bitch

A phrase yelled at someone to show that you despise them and think that their mother is a whore. It is a phrase used by certain awkward, big nosed people when they are angry. One way to anger such a person would be to, for example, inadvertently hit said person in the testicles with a frisbee. This phrase is best yelled while attempting to kick whomever hit you with the aforementioned frisbee, although the kicking can be rendered useless by your target keeping you at a distance with his long arms.

*Person 1 accidently hits the awkward person in the testicles with a frisbee.

Person 1: Oh shit dude, i'm sorry! Are you alright?

Awkward person: You Son of a Bitch!

*the awkward person attempts to kick person 1 only to be thwarted by person 1's long arms and non-awkward disposition.

Person 1: Dude, what the fuck are you doing?

by thatguy135 August 30, 2010