January 9th

It's the day whey you can force your male friends to buy you nutella

Kate: I want that nutella buy it to me
Adam: why the fuck should I?
Kate: cuz izt's january 9th dumbass

by Nyshida December 17, 2020

March 9th

National tell your biggest secret to a friend day

Person 1: what’s your biggest secret?
Person 2: why would I tell you?
Person 1: cause it’s March 9th duh

by Cecejusi March 8, 2021

February 9th

a person born on February 9th gets railed by and person of their choice

person 1: hey it’s February 9th
person 2: omfg ...
person 1: come over right now
person 2: im on my way

by musterious February 6, 2021

May 9th

Its the 9th day of the 5th month and on that day it is chez day and u eat chez and worship chez and give chez to almighty mouse and then u sacrifice your life for mouse

Its may 9th :)
Lets go worship chez and mouse

by The real deal guy March 16, 2021

December 9th

Guys what happened on december 9th pls tell me

You hopped on among us on December 9th?

by xX_DjUnGeLsKoG_Xx March 21, 2021

May 9th

National text your crush day

Ella: It's may 9th national text your crush day *texts crush*
Jake: Wait why did you text me

by Anonymous7694 May 9, 2021

JUNE 9th

June 9th national sex/head day. Ok this day your girl/guy friend must give head or sex;).

Hey what day is it. JUNE 9th pull em down

by Daoneandonlycod June 9, 2021