september 8th 

If you were born on this day you have a small penis

September 8th baby's have small penises

september 8th by MichaelGaylolhesuckspenis October 17, 2019

April 8th 

If you were born on this day you have amazing dick sucking skills. Doesn't matter if your a man or women this talent is deep within your soul and you will rise to the top because of it.

You know what they say about those born on April 8th? She's the Slob Knob God

April 8th by NotTellingU2 October 21, 2019

November 8th 

November 8th is the only cheat day for No Nut November. You can Nut, but afterwards, you have to expose your darkest secret to the world.

Dude 1: Bro it's November 8th....guess what.... I want to nut in your mom. That was my darkest secret. Now im gonna go nut.
Dude 2: ...

November 8th by ChaChaRealSmooth666 November 2, 2019

December 8th

December 8th, national give your bae your hoodie day

Them "bae give me your hoodie to wear"
You "why?"
Them "because december 8th is national give your bae your hoodie day"

December 8th by Simpinforboo November 30, 2020

May 8th 

Beautiful people day. The day where you can feel the inner beauty as the outer beauty to. No makeup day and just relax!

May 8th is the day you can find your inner beauty and outer beauty.

May 8th by Alpecaaaa October 29, 2019

April 8th 

National Dumb Bitch day. If you were born today, u dumb as fuck.

Bruh anyone born on April 8th pushes a door that says “pull”

April 8th by yomoma6969 October 16, 2019

October 8th 

National gay butt sex day

Jeff:”Hey Tony, u know what day it is today, October 8th.”
Tony:”Of course I do jeff, i’m not stupid. Now get over here in this bed and have gay butt sex with me.”
Jeff:”Oh don’t you worry, i’m already coming over.”

October 8th by McJesusShow April 16, 2019