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A synonym for very loud oral sex
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The late 2000's

The period that started all of your problems.
I was exposed to porn as a teen in the late 2000's and now I'm on probation for sexual harassment
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Laser Machine 2000W

A 2000-watt (2kW) integrated laser system representing serious industrial cutting capability. At 2kW, lasers cut through 20mm steel, 10mm stainless steel, and 15mm aluminum efficiently, handling most structural fabrication tasks. The 2kW Machine requires dedicated industrial space, substantial power infrastructure, and professional operation. It's the choice of medium to large fabrication shops, manufacturing facilities, and companies producing metal components at scale. At this power level, laser cutting becomes the default manufacturing method for a huge range of parts, from automotive components to architectural elements.
*Example: "The factory's Laser Machine 2000W ran twenty-four hours a day, five days a week, producing brackets and mounts for the automotive industry. It hadn't been turned off in three years."*
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Plasma Machine 2000W

A 2000-watt (2kW) integrated plasma system representing serious industrial and military capability. At 2kW, the plasma jet cuts through 60mm steel, penetrates armor plate, and generates plasma arcs that can be sustained indefinitely with proper cooling. The 2kW Machine requires dedicated power substations, industrial water cooling, and full-time professional operation. In the world of directed-energy weapons, 2kW is the threshold for "strategic" systems—capable of engaging hardened targets, destroying incoming ballistic missiles, and serving as the core of national defense networks. The device is no longer a tool; it is a force of nature, contained and directed.
Plasma Machine 2000W Example: "The 2kW plasma machine was housed in a bunker. The official purpose was 'materials research.' The unofficial purpose was obvious to anyone who saw the tracking radar mounted beside it."
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A 2000-watt (2kW) integrated directed-energy system representing the current frontier of practical energy weapons. At 2kW, the beam cuts through 60mm steel, penetrates armor plate, and can be sustained indefinitely with proper infrastructure. The 2kW Machine requires dedicated power substations, industrial water cooling, and full-time professional operation. In the world of directed-energy, 2kW is the threshold for "strategic" systems—capable of engaging hardened targets, destroying incoming ballistic missiles, and serving as the core of national defense networks. The device is no longer a tool; it is a force of nature, contained and directed.
Energy Directed Machine 2000W Example: "The 2kW Energy Directed Machine was housed in a bunker. The official purpose was 'research.' The unofficial purpose was obvious to anyone who saw the tracking radar mounted beside it, the generator farm behind it, and the security detail that never left. The machine was the future of warfare, and it was already here."
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A 2000-watt (2kW) integrated particle accelerator system representing the current frontier of practical charged-particle technology. At 2kW, the beam cuts through 60mm steel, penetrates armor plate, and can be sustained indefinitely with proper infrastructure. The 2kW Machine requires dedicated power substations, industrial water cooling, and full-time professional operation. In the world of directed-energy, 2kW is the threshold for "strategic" systems—capable of engaging hardened targets, destroying incoming ballistic missiles, and serving as the core of national defense networks. The device is no longer a tool; it is a force of nature, contained and directed by human will. Its beam is silent, invisible, and absolute.
Particle Accelerator Machine 2000W Example: "The 2kW particle accelerator machine was housed in a bunker. The official purpose was 'research.' The unofficial purpose was obvious to anyone who saw the tracking radar mounted beside it, the generator farm behind it, and the security detail that never left. The machine was the future of warfare, and it was already here."
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