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Onion Grass

The best kind of grass out there. It smells of onion. And makes an awesome Halloween costume. And Christmas. Also, Goes nice with pineapple sented candle. But, I would recommend just buying an onion grass pineapple candle.
"Dude, Did you see that blade of Onion Grass costume?! It was amazing!"
by Thebeatles24 October 26, 2012
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cuttin' onions

An excuse a man uses when he crys due to a movie.
Kate: Jack, were you crying during A Walk to Remember?

Jack: No way, someone must have been cuttin' onions in there.
by Sethward March 20, 2008
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Preston Onion

An action that involves firmly pressing an onion of any size or variety into a persons anal cavity. The onion, once firmly pressed in, is referred to as a "Preston" Onion.
I gave her a Preston Onion. It smelled terrible but she loved it.

My boyfriend gave me a Preston Onion and it made my farts smell great for 3 days.

One time, at band camp, I gave this one chick a Preston Onion and she shat it out her mouth 15 hours later.
by Hellvig June 13, 2019
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Good Onions

When one experiences a negative situation that causes tears, but it leads to a positive situation that causes tears of joy.
My divorce lead me to find the woman of my dreams... good onions!
by Eddie Skerry May 6, 2019
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Onion Bush

A girl's snatch that overly reeks of onions
This girl's onion bush smelt so bad last night it cleared out the entire damn bar
by YaaaaaaahD October 14, 2016
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Onion Wizard

- A person who has poor personal hygiene in regards to the proper application of underarm deoderant.
- A person who smells of onions after consuming a meal containing an onion and failed to brush teeth or wash hands.
-"Onion Wizard Sleeve" is a variation in regards to a girl having poor hygiene in the genital area.
- "That Dude Is An Onion Wizard"
- "Dude, I Met A Girl Last Night Who Had An Onion Wizard Sleeve"
by ChadnSean January 11, 2010
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Green Onions

Parking Enforcement Officers employed by the city of Montreal are a sub-division of the Montreal police force, the Montreal SPVM (Service de police de la Ville de Montréal) where they are nicknamed "Green Onions" due to their formerly green uniforms.
Creton, who is of French origin, also had harsh words for the staff responsible for monitoring parking meters - green onions - which, according to him, sometimes appear "arrogant, vulgar and disgraceful. They are aggressive and strike without warning. He then adds that he regularly notices them (green onions), on Peel Street, waiting for the parking meters expire as to immediately impose fines on motorists.
by JoeBlo August 21, 2013
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