Eskimo Cousin

When two or more girls (or guys) find out the same girl (or guy) had sex with their significant others.

Lindsey's boyfriend slept with Summer, and my boyfriend slept with Summer too! Lindsey and I are now Eskimo cousins.

by JP Lee September 10, 2012

Eskimo Pie

An Alaska Natives "woman parts, Va JJ, Punany".

Im going North To Alaska to get me some real Eskimo Pie.

by Rossdizzle December 22, 2008

eskimo dreamcatcher

The act of feverishly masturbating preferably with ski goggles and ear muffs into a fully locked and loaded leaf blower. Expelling your full exfoliating load of hot man syrup directly onto but not limited to face and or chest area for the ultimate boomerang effect.

So me and the boys huddled up in the garage last night created the ultimate Eskimo dreamcatcher circle while doing peyote and ecstasy.

Verb: You have been dream catched. BITCH!

by Cum with the wind July 16, 2022

Eskimo salad

first rim asshole with animal fat of choice; ranging from crisco to whale blubber. then add round frozen berries, put ice cube in mouth and bon appetit.

it was my bitches birthday so I treated her to an Eskimo salad.

I’m still picking my teeth from that Eskimo salad.

by akokay June 2, 2019

Eskimo Kiss

When you are performing cunnilingus on a girl and use the tip of your nose to stimulate her clitorus while putting your tongue to other uses

He gave me an eskimo kiss ill never forget - Victor Homewrecker

by Eskimo Kisser December 11, 2018

Eskimo Tunnel

When someone shoves ice cubes up their butthole.

Dude, my girlfriend is into the kinky stuff! She even let me give her an Eskimo tunnel!!!

by Aster of Ceremonies December 12, 2013

Battered Eskimo

An Eskimo female who's been covered in batter from a busted but.

The poor battered Eskimo is gonna be a shell of a human being if you keep taking her pussy. Not even a full shell, not even a half shell, really just a shattered mess.

by Solid Mantis August 27, 2018