tom-tom club

uncool outsiders

"Who invited THAT tom-tom club to my party?"

by JohnnyLurg August 23, 2011

Tom

A fat ugly bitch who thinks he's the man.

Look at him, he's such a Tom

by tomsfat June 18, 2014

Tom

a guy who has sex with multiple women from places like geraldton (not azia) and films it ON LOCATION , sometimes girls like rebecca fiumu decide to shove bottles up their pussys for TOM MAY enjoyment , little does she know the production its all around her home town.

Me: hey did you see that video last night on dave's pphone?
Cooper:yeah was a TOM MAY production

by hahawtfahahwtfahahwtf January 20, 2009

Tom

a turd.

I stelped on a big 'ol tom.

by Deep blue 2012 July 22, 2010

Tom

A pale skinned alien demond, that has a head way to big for his body. Name often goes with Tom=ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!! really scary,amd often follows kids preferably kids with the names Brandon or Joe. He wants to Rape these kids, and has secret layers in the janitors closet. If u sweep for his janitor minions the wrong way they will kill u. Overall Tom has a big head, stocks kids, and has pale scary skin.

Hey whos that really scary kid that went into the Janitors Closet???

Noooo thats Tom, and hes raping Joe and Brandon...........AAAAHHHH he just got on the mothership!!!!!!!!

by tomisrape May 21, 2009

tom

Short for tomorrow in internet slang or chat programs/rooms. Another form of the abbreviation is "toms".

Are we going out to the club tom?

by Fred Wong February 29, 2008

Tom

a Huge nerd living on earth. Tom usually a huge nerd who wears terrible clothing like shoes and has crappy shoes. Tom only has nerd friends or not very much friends

Guy 1~ look at that nerd
Guy 2~Thats a Tom

by tom lover October 27, 2011