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Rent Pizza

Pizza purchased with money that is already allocated for that month's rent.
"Too poor to eat, gotta dip into the savings and buy me some Rent Pizza!"
by Ernie the Fourth February 21, 2012
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Pizza Shit

-The type of explosive diarrhea you have after eating too much pizza and chasing it with Diet Dr. Pepper. Usually followed by a stinging sensation and then spontaneous anal combustion. Known widely to clog toilets within 30 seconds, usually requires 5-6 flushes and several rolls of TP.
-A common misunderstanding of the use of the phrase "piece-of-shit"
Dude 1: Man, I wouldn't go in there if I were you!
Dude 2: Why not?
Dude1 : It smells like a piece-of-shit!
Dude 2: A pizza shit?! Fuck man, I told you not to eat that second jumbo meat-lover's with marshmallows!
by DaBigPizzaShit April 19, 2009
mugGet the Pizza Shitmug.

chest pizza

A chest pizza is that pool of drunken puke that occurs when you throw up on your own chest.
I wouldn't go in there, Calvin is making chest pizza.
by Big Hugh Jardon May 25, 2009
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Table pizza

A pizza for sharing amongst a group, typically ordered as a side dish to main meals.
Say Scott, I'm really hungry and can't decide which one I want, shall we get a table pizza as well?
by pizzalover69 January 21, 2014
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Scomo Pizza

A style of Hawaiian pizza, that once it's in the oven, you just leave it to burn while you fuck off on holidays.
"Yo, why the fuck is this pizza burnt to a crisp?"
"Oh, that's a Scomo Pizza, it's named after the Australian Prime Minister."
by Rocky Homeboy Sanshizzle January 8, 2020
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Pizza Papa

A sugar daddy, except they bring you free pizza and then fuck you.
Girl: Hey wanna go out tonight
Guy: I can't. My pizza papa's bringing Domino's over to my place tonight.
by WowDudeSweetBackflip February 1, 2019
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Pizza Pasta

Pizza Pasta is a phrase Hooney says, and every time you hear it you get even more blessed. you can hear it all day every day
Hooney: pizza pasta so so (yum)
Me: *instantly gets blessed*
by Sangwoos.feet.fetish. December 1, 2020
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