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Iam “Pfft! Read this.”

Hym “What? Why?”

Iam “Just... just read it.”

Hym “Ok... ‘Do you have writing ex...’ 😑.... I’M A GODDAMN ARCHETYPAL FIGURE! There are songs about me! Movies! Series! I’ve been cited by the world’s most profound intellectuals! Not that I can use any of this to answer the goddamn question. Jesus!”

Iam *snickers* “Yeah, apparently that’s a thing people talk about.”

Hym “A lot of good that does us! Ugh 😩 I can’t stand this!”

Iam *sighs* “Yeah... Me neither...” 😔
by Hym Iam September 20, 2022
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Cardiac Rapist Robber Drugger Can't Write Songs Bronchitis

This is a nickname used for the payola user, Cardiac Robber-Drugger-Rapist F4GG0T, TR4NN¥ Bronchitis. She's always been drag due to her ugly ass humor, disgusting behavior, and nasty crimes. Bardiratz can't accept these facts because they are delusional like their faves.
Cardiac Rapist Robber Drugger Can't Write Songs Bronchitis is a menace to society!!
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Write to Marge

A phrase used when you don't believe someone's story, usually in supernatural / paranormal contexts.

Based on the writer Margaret Cribere, who was known for her P.O box where she accepted fan-mail from reader's telling their own wild stories. She lost credibility in her work later in her career and was defamed.
Person 1: And then I fell off the cliff and lived!

Person 2: Yeah right, why don't you Write to Marge.
by Marrco-Pollo July 24, 2025
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writing a speech with a stick

A term used when somebody is writing so badly that everybody is criticizing it.
random dude - "bruh this dude is writing a speech with a stick"
by Betaic January 5, 2021
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write fight

When someone writes hurriedly to meet an impending deadline.
I have to write fight so it can make the paper for tomorrow's issue.
by Ereck Flowers May 4, 2019
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In Creative Writing

A phrase that generally follows a conditional "what if" statement, implicating that the idea could have happened "in creative writing" class.
"What if we kissed in creative writing?"
"What if we held hands in creative writing?"
"What if we build a 10x15 villager concentration camp in creative writing?"
by Wexual Intercourse November 2, 2021
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Nothing to write home about

Used to describe something that's average, unimpressive, or just plain boring. If it’s "nothing to write home about," it’s not worth getting excited over—like a bland meal, a forgettable movie, or a mediocre date.
"I tried that new burger place downtownhonestly, it was nothing to write home about."
by RealTalkDisco September 22, 2025
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