Gareth: What'd you get up to last night man?
Damo: Bro, had the house to myself so I decided to polish one off and dammit I had an Own Goal.
Gareth: Great story mate.
Damo: Bro, had the house to myself so I decided to polish one off and dammit I had an Own Goal.
Gareth: Great story mate.
by thishappenedatgas June 27, 2011
The act of having sex with a girl for the sole reason of adding to your career total or to break a slump in your current sexual activity.
Paul: Did you pull any ladies last night from the club?
Simms: Yeah took one home. Not much of a looker. Needed an empty net goal to get my confidence back.
Or..
Simms: Yeah I potted an empty net goal. My season totals were looking sad this year and I need to pad the stats.
Simms: Yeah took one home. Not much of a looker. Needed an empty net goal to get my confidence back.
Or..
Simms: Yeah I potted an empty net goal. My season totals were looking sad this year and I need to pad the stats.
by Paastastic7 June 13, 2013
The act of avoiding roadkill by steering so that your wheels go on either side of the dead animal, which passes harmlessly under your car.
I was driving the back roads the other day, and came across a dead skunk in the road. I didn't want it's stink or road smush on my tires, so I did a rural field goal.
by Kalisiin September 22, 2012
Having someone chug a beer, the half way through, they are kicked in the nuts with a steel toed boot, then they must finish the beer chug.
by T Dubb May 30, 2007
*sees two girls wearing matching outfits* Becky: omg girl that is tots best friend goals i wish we could be like that but your such a stupid bitch.
by thatwhitehoe April 27, 2018
wives: two girls (best friends) who are very close and are 'married' to each other, for example 'your my wife ily sweetie'
goals: something that someone aspires to be, a dream or wish, for example 'your outfit is goals!'
wife goals: a perfect couple (of two girls) who are both beautiful, smart, charming and funny.
goals: something that someone aspires to be, a dream or wish, for example 'your outfit is goals!'
wife goals: a perfect couple (of two girls) who are both beautiful, smart, charming and funny.
'you two made valentines for each other? aw that's wife goals!'
''makaylah & natalie are such wife goals, they're so cute together!'
''makaylah & natalie are such wife goals, they're so cute together!'
by lillian goode October 15, 2016