by Wastedshame September 23, 2020
Get the Boston Terriermug. The act of pressing your bare butt cheeks against the inside of a car window while traveling down the road catching unsuspecting drivers off guard.
As we passed the family in the blue sedan, Parker pulled down his trousers and gave them The Boston Press.
by Mogob Knuckle-Dragger December 16, 2009
Get the The Boston Pressmug. by Mindy M October 7, 2016
Get the Boston Heelermug. by DarkPrincess23 August 27, 2017
Get the boston swirlmug. While the woman is menstrating you fuck with a condom on. When finished you remove the condom, while holding by the tip you slap her in the face with it while yelling "wicked wind today!!"
by Dikbut28 February 17, 2017
Get the Boston Windsockmug. In reference to the extreme lack of attractive females in the North American city of Boston .
A Boston Beauty refers to a woman that is mildly attractive enough to consider beddable given the lack of other options.
A woman with thin lips, large and crooked front teeth with a prominent forehead.
Usually very pale skinned with a rough and roguish vocabulary. Often incessantly speaking of sports and romanticizing the country of Ireland. Prone to the overconsumption of cheap spirits, with a diet consisting mainly of Lunchables and Buffalo Wild Wings.
Should the act of coitus present itself with a Boston Beauty it is best done in a clandestine and secret manner. Yet often commences in poor judgment after extreme intoxication at a public venue due to a lack of more attractive females. If sexual intercourse does occur with a Boston Beauty a prophylactic is highly advised due to their abundance of bacterial vaginosis, STDs and high levels of fertility.
A Boston Beauty refers to a woman that is mildly attractive enough to consider beddable given the lack of other options.
A woman with thin lips, large and crooked front teeth with a prominent forehead.
Usually very pale skinned with a rough and roguish vocabulary. Often incessantly speaking of sports and romanticizing the country of Ireland. Prone to the overconsumption of cheap spirits, with a diet consisting mainly of Lunchables and Buffalo Wild Wings.
Should the act of coitus present itself with a Boston Beauty it is best done in a clandestine and secret manner. Yet often commences in poor judgment after extreme intoxication at a public venue due to a lack of more attractive females. If sexual intercourse does occur with a Boston Beauty a prophylactic is highly advised due to their abundance of bacterial vaginosis, STDs and high levels of fertility.
“Did you see Jimmy with that Boston Beauty at the bar last night?”
“Yea, poor fellow thought no one he knew was around to see them together.”
“Oh well, I guess he’ll have to start hanging drywall again as he’ll be a dad soon.”
“Yea, poor fellow thought no one he knew was around to see them together.”
“Oh well, I guess he’ll have to start hanging drywall again as he’ll be a dad soon.”
by HOSSBROOKLYN May 15, 2023
Get the Boston Beautymug. a Boston Stroker is when you thrust your hands into a bag of fresh ground coffee to get the coffee grains are on your palms. You then stroke your boner to get the coffee grains all over your dick until you are ready to blow your wad. When you are ready to pop off on your lady’s face, with your other free hand, you grab a hidden pre-made cup of hot and delicious coffee and splash it on her face simultaneously with your massive load, thus performing a Boston Stroker.
“Shirley: Hey hun, I’d like to go out to eat at a nice four-star restaurant for a romantic dinner.
Gill: Okay babe, but after dinner I think it’s only fair that I do a Boston Stroker on you.
Shirley: Ok, I coffee after dinner sounds great!”
Gill: Okay babe, but after dinner I think it’s only fair that I do a Boston Stroker on you.
Shirley: Ok, I coffee after dinner sounds great!”
by Jrrywbb July 5, 2023
Get the Boston Strokermug.