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Urban Dictionary

An online website dedicated to documenting and posting the definitions of slang and millennial terms
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A place where people do a number of the following:
1. Post name definitions with the hopes of boosting their self-esteem or shitting on someone.
2. Turn anything into a lengthy and/or confusing sex act.
3. Prove to humanity that they should be in school learning vocabulary, grammar, and spelling.
4. Attempt to make up new words that don't often become popular and sit there sadly and meaningless, not catching on at all.
5. Actually attempt to create a formal and dictionary-esque definition of a word, pleasing both the intellectuals and the masses alike. (Thank you to those people who do).
Human 1: I searched up pirate on urban dictionary.
Human 2: What was the result?
Human 1: Apparently it means to stomp on a girl's leg then cum in her eye, my faith in humanity is at an all-time low.
by Pancake Knight December 9, 2018
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I like posting on the Urban Dictionary
Btw i'm datonegurl and please check out my definition of GNOC
by datonegurl December 9, 2018
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URBAN DICTIONARY

A VERY honest dictionary about people you hate
Dude1: "yo your name's on urban dictionary

Dude2: "rly what does it say?"

Dude1: " you don't wanna know"
by Zeta, the real definition December 9, 2018
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You are a loser. Why search this up?
I’m a idiot and I searched up the urban dictionary
by DareGoblin October 10, 2018
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What you're using right now idiot! Are you high or something?
Michael: *logs in to urban dictionary*
Michael: do you know what urban dictionary is?
Me: what you're using right now dumbass!
Michael: fuck you adam!!
by Your average pedophile October 13, 2018
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A dictionary where everything has to be gross, sexual, weird, etc etc.
Has words that may or may not even exist
Heck, I don’t know what to put here anymore
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Person: Urban Dic-seption (r smth idk)
by RoyelPixel ._. October 16, 2018
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