A gooey and almost paste like substance occurring primarily in the undergarments of men, ranging from nearly clear to khaki in color. Generally smooth and creamy, much like your favorite peanut butter and the result of one’s last meal choices. Sort of a shit lube, if you will. Also, the primary cause of Monkey Butt and skid marks, when left unattended.
Ralph had enjoyed a dinner of knackwürst and sauerkraut Thursday evening. The following morning, having only just arrived at the office, he began regretting his menu selections.
He dropped his keys in the hallway and bent over to grab them. The movement must have helped things along, as the result was a loud, trumpeting, fart that echoed through the hallway. Instantly, he knew something was amiss. His shorts were no longer dry, but they weren’t exactly wet either. The consistency of the fart residue was slightly sticky yet had a rather creamy feeling to it.
Upon inspection, he realized his shorts were clean, but his cheerio needed a good wiping and perhaps a final scraping with a rubber spatula. Yes... Ralph had just unwittingly produced a large batch of Turd Cutter Butter... enough to spread over 2-3 slices of toast.
He dropped his keys in the hallway and bent over to grab them. The movement must have helped things along, as the result was a loud, trumpeting, fart that echoed through the hallway. Instantly, he knew something was amiss. His shorts were no longer dry, but they weren’t exactly wet either. The consistency of the fart residue was slightly sticky yet had a rather creamy feeling to it.
Upon inspection, he realized his shorts were clean, but his cheerio needed a good wiping and perhaps a final scraping with a rubber spatula. Yes... Ralph had just unwittingly produced a large batch of Turd Cutter Butter... enough to spread over 2-3 slices of toast.
by lipshitz May 15, 2020
1) Someone or something that is so hot, it makes you unable to talk or walk.
Alternate pronunciation: peanut buttuh hot (Northeast).
Alternate pronunciation: peanut buttuh hot (Northeast).
Oh my god, did you see the new girl in school? She is peanut buttuh hot!!
After I wax my car, I remember how peanut butter hot I thought it was when I bought it
After I wax my car, I remember how peanut butter hot I thought it was when I bought it
by DSlim2 January 12, 2012
A woman inserts a peanut butter jar in her vagina with the lid facing out. The guy removes the lid and jams his penis inside the peanut butter jar.
John: so my girl put a peanut butter jar in her pussy the other night and I fucked it inside her
James: is call that peanut butter and jamming.
James: is call that peanut butter and jamming.
by Yeetman420 May 12, 2019
by Weedstagram March 17, 2014
oh, hombre! You got that ghetto peanut butter?
Yeeaaaahhh brah. You come back here around 4 o clock ill have it up, boyo.
Yeeaaaahhh brah. You come back here around 4 o clock ill have it up, boyo.
by amazingRICKYdog June 29, 2011
"I heard you got a job at Taco Bell?"
"Yeah its all shits and giggles until I have to start Churning the Dooky Butter"
"Yeah its all shits and giggles until I have to start Churning the Dooky Butter"
by Captain Dooky January 09, 2014
by cherry bombay October 11, 2009