Mad cow disease

Chronic condition whereby twice a day milking just doesn’t cut it. Self milking can occur up to six times especially if the hot cleaner bends over a lot.

This hot weather means pokie nipples and the scent of warm vagina - I got the mad cow disease.

by Quagmire Ton bastardo December 12, 2019

berry mad

A red headed person who is continually mad and angry at everybody in proximity

Why is that guy always berry mad

by thank4help March 31, 2015

Mads

a person who is way better than both a Holger or Harald

Oh man that Mads over there is way better than that Holger over there

by TheGuyWroteSomthing August 20, 2018

Mads

A horribly handsome fella, with extreamly large nuts. He is pretty much always on top of the leaderboard, and is mostly the alpha around his peasants. He always no matter what, has a immense amount of rizz. His pockets are full of rizz and he has unmatchable game when it comes to picking up chicks.

Brian: "Yo did you see Mads?"
Stephanie: "Yeah he is so fucking sexy"
Brian: "I'm straight and I fully agree"

by Laní August 17, 2022

mad

in south london mad is an approprite response to almost anything, particularly if it's surprising

'you know jack got exculed for dealing'
'mad'

by swthebest November 6, 2019

Mads

Mads is the most loving person ever, but when it is getting later in the night Mads will get fucking (rad) clapping those bootys so hard they’ll begin bleeding.

Mads you are so fucking cool
I wish Mads could clap me
Mads is so bad, but at the same time cute

by Fingerlickingood123 October 10, 2019

Treasure Madness

A Facebook game that is commonly played by single mothers with nothing better to do and old women that need to think about something besides their rapidly approaching death.

Woman of indeterminate age: "I love Treasure Madness so much! It's quite fun and easy to play.

by SeriousManMan April 22, 2018