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Salmon Cookie

When a woman who hasn't showered wipes herself from clit to crack and eats the toilet paper.
Last week Bill told me I smelled like a fish, so I baked him a Salmon Cookie!
by WeAreLegion9278 June 27, 2020
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Cookie

A cookie would constantly guilt-trip you, and make you seem like the bad guy. They act cute and sweet but they’re the seed of evil, never trust a cookie they will take over your life like a parasite.

Some cookies are very cute though, beware this is nothing but a diversion of the messed up shit they’ll do. They are very sensitive too, so do not show them this definition
“They always make me feel bad they’re such a Cookie”
by Xavygravy March 17, 2022
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Chattanooga Sugar cookie

Chattanooga Sugar cookie Is when there is a threesome and one member of said threesome is from Chattanooga Tennessee the mail ejaculate semen into the rectum of one female then said female extracts ejaculation onto a cookie and the other female consumes cookie
by This is Complete bullshit March 23, 2023
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Pull a cookie

To pull a cookie is when somebody asks you to pull up, but they don't do it themselves.
How to 'Pull a cookie' 101.

Ron Artester: "1V1 BRID ME IN EDGE YOU SPASTIC KID?"
Person 1: "Ok im here, world 325"
Person 1: "Are you coming or what?"
Person 1: "I'm here waiting..."
Ron Artester: "Stfu retard!"
*Person 1 gets blocked by Ron Artester*
by donolesen March 29, 2020
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GMO Cookies

“Garlic, Mushrooms, and Onions Cookie” or “Garlic Cookies”

potent indica-dominant hybrid marijuana strain made by crossing Girl Scout Cookies with Chemdawg. This strain produces a euphoric high with mentally uplifting effects. Consumers say Garlic Cookies promotes an incredible body high that leaves you feeling relaxed and free from pain. In large doses, this strain may lock you to the sofa and make you feel sedated.
Yoo those GMO Cookies got me blizzted
by Guyinthesky115 January 11, 2025
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carnival cookie

When a clown defecates onto the chest of a 'victim'.
Yesterday at the county fair, i totally got a carnival cookie
by the wankstain February 5, 2010
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Dropping Cookies

by scv3 January 1, 2022
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