National retard day

MAY 23RD - celebrate ur retard homies

homie 1: yo sug happy birthday!
sug in question: it’s march 23rd…my birthdays in july?

homie 1: yea but it’s national retard day!

by abcdefjhijk May 22, 2024

jumping retard

retard who likes to jump

that retards jumping, he must be a jumping retard

by jerryaayyyy March 8, 2009

Extraphysical Retardation

A mental health condition whose primary symptom is a compulsion to post massive numbers of definitions beginning with "Extraphysical".

That Full Monteirism dude has a raging case of extraphysical retardation.

by lnjwzqhi June 17, 2022

Retard

Rylan Hetherington

Person1: who's Rylan
Person2: a fucking retard

by its ya boiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii February 21, 2022

Retard

A word used to describe someone who is intelligently stupid.

I hate Dave so much, he is such a retard

by john handcock 69 October 18, 2021

Double R Retard

Emphasizes how much of a retard someone is, that it has to be a double R.

Person 1: Look at this!
Person 2: You're a double R retard!
Person 1: Noo

by Darth That Makes Words March 23, 2024

Urban Retard

A person who spends most of their time in urbanized areas who is accustomed to having almost everything done for them. This person lacks basic life skills, such as using basic hand tools, replace a light bulb, reset a breaker, etc.

Can you believe James doesn’t know how to replace a burnt out lightbulb? What an urban retard!

by anonymous June 7, 2022