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Swamp Donkey

A ugly, haggard, unkept woman who doesn't know the difference between the truth and reality. She frequently lies about who she is to try to make herself appear more grandiose, skilled and important. Many times she is surrounded by tiny little nats that circle around her enamored by her stench and claims of being someone she's not. She often deflects on her own flaws and horrible life choices by projecting them on to others.
"That Mindy girl is a swamp donkey did you hear what she tried to say about Becky? People believe her but I don't believe a word that comes out of her mouth since her own sister showed she faked a birth certificate to lie about when she was born"

"I know you just can't trust those swamp donkeys, plus who can trust anyone who is so unkempt anyway?"
by Twilight SpaceTwizzers August 11, 2024
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Swamp donkey

Aka sheryl ann reeder less hygienic homeless bitch with low moralsand poor character and will absolute absolutely do any sexual acts for either drugs mainly meth or a cigg cant trust her tends to stink and straves for attention they tend to alway have knee probs and pussy is blow out she gets nowhere in life lives and use people pussy usualy smells like cat piss
Sheryl reeder a real nasty swamp donkey bitch stinks
by Couperider March 31, 2025
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Yard Donkey

A blue collar worker who never actually works. Someone who stays in the yard when the hard work is happening.
Look at this yard donkey watching all the real men getting the job done.
by Dan Mandingo April 15, 2025
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Don't Be A Donkey

"The absolute talk show" podcast coined the phrase, "Don't be a donkey" meaning "don't be a jackass.
Trent was being mean about my weekend events and i replied, "don't be a donkey!"
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Donkey Kong

The term Donkey Kong means letting a large animal fuck you up the ass until they have a massive cumshot, which most of the time ends up killing the person.
Yo dude did you hear about that guy who got DONKEY KONGED by a horse on the news
by your favorite nick gurr April 25, 2025
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