Water monkey

A house guest that drinks all of your beverages, especially bottled water.

Fuck him, he was a water monkey!

by Buttpucker October 21, 2015

Chuff Monkey!

Generally a friendly derisive expletive.

I can't believe you did that, you stupid Chuff Monkey!

by Darren November 26, 2001

red monkeys

Typically described as sneakers of the Bathing Apes brand and is known for being real fresh.

"... nigga this how we do, red monkeys bathin apes someone call the damn zoo!" - Chip tha Ripper

by MilkMan420 August 21, 2011

Monkey tail

When you clench your asshole and your get temporary control of your penis.

Ed: Hey roger why is your pants pulsing?
Roger: Yeah I’m monkey tailing it right now!

by SwanyM September 20, 2018

sludge monkey

when a man ejaculates on a woman's unshaven vagina

that man made a sludge monkey of that vag!

by Danaco March 22, 2008

slush monkey

The longer term for the word sluh. Basically, a slut, but used more as a term of endearment than an insult.

You're such a slush monkey.

by Christian Waters October 8, 2006

monkey man

Hairy Man,also used as a term of endearment and rebuke.

"I love you Monkey Man".................

"Fuck off Monkey Man"...................

"oh,Monkey Man,you're the best"..............

by Dr Lokoss July 6, 2004