Hot Dog Sock

A weird way to say condom.
To use a sock to cover the ejac when masturbating.

"Hold on Jenny, I need my Hot Dog Sock."

"I'm about to blow, better grab the Hot Dog Sock."

by Crackin Jackin September 17, 2018

Hotdog socks

Nothing, but everything.

"tf is Hotdog socks"

by socks, Hotdog April 24, 2014

socks over sweats

When people pull their socks over their sweatpants thus creating socks over sweats. People like this tend to have large penises

Did you see Kyle today, he had his socks over sweats

by BigDarrel May 29, 2020

Sock Buddy

The act of masturbating and before your final climax you throw a sock over your penis to capture all of your "Ingredients". Also very washable and easy to conceal...

Jenna: Dude, your socks always look kinda crusty what's the deal?

Me: Oh that's just my sock buddy. No biggie!

by Deathofme June 02, 2012

Human Sock

A human sock is a person (usually female) who's only redeeming quality is being proficient at sexual intercourse, or is very willing to participate. Can also be used for a Nymphomaniac. Refers to the act of masturbating into a sock to avoid stains on upholstery/textiles.

"What about Sarah, is she DTF?"

"Well yes, but don't ask anything else of her. She's a human sock.

by Bruce Springsteen McCambell August 15, 2011

sock daddy

Like a sugar daddy, but he pays you in socks cause you’re both adults

Sock daddy came in clutch and got me quality wool socks

by Librose January 01, 2020

Russian Gym Sock

When you have anal sex until the anus prolapses while using vodka (the stronger the better) as lubricant.

Gave that Baddie a Russian Gym Sock and now she won't answer me.

by Dr. PhillyCheese February 13, 2025