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Irish silencer

Using a potato on the muzzle of a gun in an attempt to muffle the sound of a shot.
Contrary to popular belief, the Irish silencer doesn't work and is more likely to blow up the gun than muffle the shot.
by Dr. Lizardo August 19, 2025
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The Silent Barry

When you hide in the wardrobe before your partner/crush enters the room, ideally to masturbate or change, whilst you strum one out successfully without revealing your there, The Silent Barry is only successful if you ejaculate and don't get caught.
I was at Jessica's party last night, she wasn't giving me attention so I successfully completed The Silent Barry and she is none the wiser!
by Blame it on Barry! February 4, 2026
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The Silence of the Chavs

Loosely linked the the movie about psychopaths and serial killers released in 1991, 'The Silence of the Chavs' is when a group of chavs usually led by an 'Alpha Chav' give you the chilling silent treatment trying to shame you into their 'Chav' way of thinking missing the point that you are not like them so are mostly or completely immune to the shaming which might seem oddly funny afterwards.
Walked into a pub and encountered a group of chavs and they gave me 'The Silence of the Chavs' treatment.
by Spacenut March 30, 2026
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The fat silence

That awkward moment in which everything has become quiet because a friend has admitted to being fat. You don't want to lie but you dont want to be mean leaving you with the silence.
Rodney: Dude, the other day patricia left me with the fat silence

Andy: ouch man
by BeijingMo May 12, 2010
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post pre-gaming silence

The silence that follows the obnoxious racket of your pre gaming hallmates once they've left to go out.
Jen: It's a Friday night...and our halls are quiet?
Becca: Well, it is already 10PM...everyone must have left to go out already.
Jen: This must be the post pre-gaming silence...
by Beybehs Protector September 6, 2010
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what a silencer

when someone tells a bad joke that isnt funny
talon says "and your mom is ugly" Cougar says "what a silencer" everyone else agrees. gets a laugh out of the person saying what a silencer instead of the actaul joke
by coug a loug March 24, 2011
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Colander of Silence

Colander of Silence: a semi-protected zone where secrets are temporarily kept.
"I need to tell you something super secret that you cannot mention to another person - this is for real, not for the Colander of Silence"
by DK0713 July 13, 2012
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