a penis slider is when u have a really long dick and it happens to SLIDE back, and go up you ass cheeks. to remove, u just grab, yank, and then shake it off. then, now this should be just common sense, u need to go the bathroom RIGHT away, and wipe ur ass. if u dont, you can get an infection that can cause you to grow a cum infested mass inside u. that is exactly what happened to lil nas x.
also it might be worth the risk if u want to get laid. lots of girls, HOT GIRLS, find this INSANNNNNLY attractive.
also it might be worth the risk if u want to get laid. lots of girls, HOT GIRLS, find this INSANNNNNLY attractive.
guy: wtf! somethings in my ass.... oh just a penis slider.
*walks to the bathroom*
guy: *starts wiping*
*girl walks in*
guy: omg this is so embarrasing!
girl: stop what ur doing and come with me. we're gonna have some fun *wink
guy: HELLLLL YASSS
*walks to the bathroom*
guy: *starts wiping*
*girl walks in*
guy: omg this is so embarrasing!
girl: stop what ur doing and come with me. we're gonna have some fun *wink
guy: HELLLLL YASSS
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Penis water is a very nice word its just like coconut water BUT penis is penis water, its a penis dipped in water usually rich penis and they call COCK WATER BUT THATS BS BECAUSE PENIS WATER ME AND KRISP WORD BECUZ WE COOL N SHIT.
AND OUR DICKS ARE 11 INCH YALL BITCHES ARE SHRIMPS . WE MADE THE THE GOD DAMN WORD.
So anyway penis water.
Penis water is a very nice word its just like coconut water BUT penis is penis water, its a penis dipped in water usually rich penis and they call COCK WATER BUT THATS BS BECAUSE PENIS WATER ME AND KRISP WORD BECUZ WE COOL N SHIT.
AND OUR DICKS ARE 11 INCH YALL BITCHES ARE SHRIMPS . WE MADE THE THE GOD DAMN WORD.
So anyway penis water.
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Special clothing for the new sport of confidential PENIS ACTION while the PENIS is inside that cliothimg for maximum comfort for your PISSGASM.
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