The Cat Slide

When you get completely naked and shove your balls in between your legs and sit on the floor like that and drag your self across the floor

My friend Josh did The Cat Slide for his dad

by lilsavage81401 May 20, 2018

Cat paralysis

When a cat lays down on something, therefore making that thing incapable of movement

“Ahh shit, I can’t come over. I have cat paralysis right now”

“I wanted to use my laptop but it’s got cat paralysis”

by KermitGold March 21, 2023

Dexter cat

Friendly, but badass cat that will steal your food and probably take a dump in your bushes.

Here is where you will find that badass cat

named Dexter Cat whoo steal s your food and probably take a dump in you bushes

by Bossboy510 July 6, 2019

Spider Cat

A cat with the amazing ability to stick to walls with suction cups and/or their sharp claws

Guy 1 the genius: Hey look a Spider cat!
Guy 2 the idiot: Whats a Spider cat?
Guy 1 the genius: A Spider cat is a cat with the amazing ability to stick to walls with suction cups and/or their sharp claws
Guy 2 the idiot: I won't remember that

by Weird definitions January 18, 2022

Cats 2019

A movie so bad it should be held in the same regard as Cats 2019

That new Iron Man was a real Cats 2019

by Geese Are Godless December 9, 2021

River Cat

A questionable person who is representative of the dating scene in Sacramento.

I went on a date with a mangy River Cat last night. He wanted to go dutch on the miller lights we ordered after I said I wouldn’t go home with him.

by RiverHay September 10, 2022

nipple cat

When you are in the bedroom with a pet and or stray cat and repeatedly rub the cat or cats nipples until they explode.

Ya dude, I nipple catted so hard last night. You should try.

by Chickens love kiwi May 31, 2017