real life

it's either this, or it's just fantasy

is this the real life
is this just fantasy
caught in a landslide
no escape from reality

by obscureharrypottercharacter March 16, 2023

Get real!

used to convey that an idea or statement is stupid or excessively visionary.

"You want teens to have committed sexual relationships? Get real!"

by Arminkshipper June 20, 2025

Real ass jit at them avenues

Hood irony type shi fr ✨😎💀💀💀🤓

"dude walks"
Me: Real ass jit at them avenues fr💀

by ambatublow123 May 24, 2023

Real nigga sickness

A very Rare sickness that no man kind has ever gotten.

Real nigga sickness is like Eating a pizza and throwing it up after.

by Dr. Oz December 8, 2020

real poo

A messy substance which you must carry on to a flight because the airline wouldn't let you bring more than 100mL of the sham poo.

Unlike sham poo, real poo is solid and thus circumvents the arbitrary limits on liquids carried in carry-on baggage.

Sham poo is just fake shit. Ick.

Eschew shampoo! Demand the real poo!

by bitchuck September 13, 2024

the real lg

The real "little guy"

Yo, that's the real LGG

by Sexy sim April 9, 2017

Real nigga

Makk40spaz on instagram Aka LIL JAKE

Man makk40spaz a real nigga

by User00xman November 18, 2022