Man Mud

Mud mask for men, made with glacial clay.

This Man Mud has done wonders for my acne!

by ConanO November 7, 2019

Half man

A man who is one of the following depending on the person.

Small
Stupid
Feminine

Weak
Inferior

"Get out of my way half man."
"If you were not half a man you would have gotten at least a number from her."
"You are a half man, grow the other half before talking to me again."
"You are a half man too and Tyrion would still drink you under the table."

by Ýå Mårš March 23, 2017

Hey man

A meme originated from 9gag by user florkofcows

Hey man, you see that guy over there?
*points to that guy over there
He defines us on Urban Dictionary
*makes angry face

by Satellarknightium June 15, 2017

Man Dildo

A fake vagina used by a male the same way a female would use a dildo.

Brent: I need to jack off. Do you have a warm banana peel I could borrow?
Trent: Nah, but I have this awesome man dildo!
Brent: Gee, thanks man!

by cheche100notstupid August 12, 2013

Man Tea

A type of iced tea that only men make and men can enjoy drinking. Made using powdered Tea mix such as Lipton or Brisk (none of that no-name weak tea). Place 2 or 3 times the recommended amount of powder in a pitcher and add water/ ice cubes (or Man Cubes ). Then stir once to dislodge the powder from the bottom without completely dissolving it. Then place in the Freezer while you make your food. When your food is ready Get the Man Tea and poor it over some Man Cubes then Drink.

the taste on a scale of 1-10 is Grit

This Man Tea is great cause I'm a man.

Its the Grit that makes this Man Tea so good.

This Man Tea is even better now that i have Man Cubes.

by Flaaaggg September 27, 2011

Udinese man

An overrated Portuguese footballer that loves terrorising Udinese. When he doesn't score, he dives like a dolphin. When he is not given penalty, he cries like a baby.

Udinese man and penalties...an everlasting romantic story.

by DooDooLee February 26, 2021

tully man

A man who chooses to live off of the grid and can be see time from time buying every toy out of the gum-ball machines in grocery stores.

He roams around town and is often seen on the side of the road multiple times during a car ride seemingly having teleported as there is no other way he could have traveled such distances or have uncanny timing to always just happen to be where you are driving by.

NEVER engage The Tully Man

I saw The Tully Man shaking a gum ball machine and screaming at Food Lion last night.

by Constable June 19, 2022