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assfuck juice 

A concoction made by college students that typically consists of 12 beer (preferably keystone light), a handle of cheap ass vodka (Vitali), 2 juice concentrates (usually lemonade or limeade). Causes you to wake up in the morning feeling like you were just fucked in the ass. A.K.A Pink panty droppers and hop skip and run naked. Makes one hell of a night, but usually ends on a bad note
"Man that was a crazy night and that juice was amazing. It really fucked me in the ass though. What should we call it?"

"How about Assfuck Juice."
assfuck juice by Karl N September 12, 2007
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Apple Orange Juice Nigga 

A Lazy ass nigga who wouldn't eat breakfast in the morning unless somebody made it for him. SO INSTEAD OF MAKING EGGS AND BACON THEY DRINK APPLE JUICE BECAUSE THEY DRANK ALL THE DAMN ORANGE JUICE WITH THERE LAZY ASSES. SO NIGGAS WHO ACTUALLY MAKE BREAKFAST IN THE MORNING CAN'T ENJOY IT WITH ORANGE JUICE.
I can't wait to eat my bacon and egg sandwich. Let me pour some orange juice real quick, wait where is the orange juice? DAMN, MY LAZY ASS BROTHER DRANK ALL THE ORANGE JUICE. THAT'S SOME APPLE ORANGE JUICE SHIT. Damn Apple Orange Juice Nigga
Related Words

Moose Juice 

A mixture of all the left-over juices in the fridge.
There was a little orange juice & cranberry & apple juice left in the fridge so he mixed them up and served them to the kids and called it 'Moose Juice'
Moose Juice by Coffeeboy7 August 16, 2011

Rainbow Juice 

An elixar to be drunk from excitable lady-bits, every monthly cycle. Not recommended for passing Bartender exams.
"I say Willard, care to partake in some
rainbow juice?"
"My Henrietta, the moon is FULL tonight."
Rainbow Juice by ChaseMace September 7, 2005

apple juice 

Coors lite. when you drink it just right, it tastes exactly like... apple juice.
apple juice by boogiegirl90 October 15, 2008

Nigger Juice

a strand of DNA that causes Sickle Cell Anemia that is only found in people of the Black Skin
Its a scientific fact that the White Race is Superior because we do not have Nigger Juice in our Blood
Nigger Juice by Al Shatpton April 30, 2009

Taint Juice 

The juices secreted from ones said taint, often extremely wet and runny in appearance and mushy in texture.
Dude I rubbed taint juice all over luke's face last night.
Taint Juice by jizz55 May 13, 2008