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John Denver

to pilot a small aircraft that crashes causing fatal injury to a well-known person
Did you hear about John Walton? He John Denver'd last week.
by ookaboom July 15, 2005
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John Kozak

A musician and artist from Minneapolis, MN. Founding member of the Minnesota Bluegrass Band and the Regulars a blues/funk supergroup featuring members of the Minnesota Bluegrass Band, the Big Wu, Gypsyfoot, Hyentyte, and Burnin' Hyder. After playing music in California, he returned to Minnesota to form these groups, and play music festivals such as the Big Wu Family Reunion, 10,000 lakes festival, and perform regionally.
by bejaconow February 2, 2010
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neil johns

Syphilis. From the West Coast slang. Neil John was a fisherman who had syphilis in the late 1800s and consequently spread it around the small village of Auchnacarnie.
Sharon was admitted to hospital with a case of the neil johns
by rozzer09 August 5, 2009
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John Waynism

The predilection for masturbating into a full hot water bottle. At the crucial moment of ejaculation, an involuntary spasm overcomes our protagonist, leading to a back-ejaculation (or ebaculation, if you will) of the hot-water bottle's contents onto that most sensitive of areas.

The result: walking like John Wayne.
"Don't worry," the orthopaedic surgeon said to Peter's mother, kindly. "There's nothing wrong with his legs. It's just a particularly vigorous case of adolescent John Waynism."
by GrrB August 24, 2009
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John Happy

A great drink requiring 1 1/2 cups of water and a bit of paper. Swallow water first, then eat the paper. Paper must be 1 cm by 1 cm or larger.
David, you need a John Happy in your system to lighten up.
by Anonymousy June 22, 2007
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Elephant John

Another term for "going comando". Due to the book "What Color is Your Underwear?" By Sam Lloyd. It is a childrens book which has pictures of animals in their underwear, until the last page which is an elephant named John who "forgot to put it on".
"Oh shit, Brian is totally goin' Elephant John, 'cause he forgot to wash his underwear."
by Efant John January 8, 2009
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John Martin

That Jim Norton is a real John Martin!
by Clownhead October 15, 2015
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