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Porn

Shut up, your in 4th grade with your friends in the classroom or at a sleepover screaming at every word you type in your not cool you weirdo but it’s just sex so there go brag to the kids in your class you know what porn is
Hey guys I look up PORN I’m so cool
by Youknowmeloser May 22, 2022
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Porn Noise

The sound of porn on your phone that everyone else in your house can hear from your bedroom.
Mom: Honey, what's that sound coming from Jimmy's room?
Dad: Oh Margret, that's just the Porn Noise from the Porn he's watching.
by Cock&BallTorture April 7, 2019
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Porn

It's nice
Person 1: do you watch porn

Person 2: yea, it's nice
by Onesexydonnie November 14, 2020
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Porn

Did you mean "Cocaine"?

Erotic material made to brainwash you.

Porn is a highly addictive drug and leads to problems such as depression, having no friends, being antisocial etc.
Not consuming porn includes effects such as the following:

Super strength, teleportation, flight, high IQ, lots of bitches, being respected, energy boost, increased testosterone, increased confidence, transcend reality, and so on. (If I list everything, there's not gonna be enough space here)
by edranka October 3, 2024
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Porn

sexual videos
I watch alot of porn
by handle1789 September 29, 2021
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boomer porn

Boomer porn is Fox News, America One Network and other hyperpartisan conservative media outlets. It can also be outrageous videos from hyper partisan conservative politicians and commentators.
All my father does all day, is watch Boomer porn
by The Big Labiaoski November 28, 2021
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Porn

you fat idiot, you know what this is. you just searched it to get a little chuckle. go touch grass you pathetic heathen!
16 year old boy in puberty: *masturbating to porn*
dad walks in*
dad: you're pathetic
by shitting while ssleeping July 18, 2024
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