Watch your mouth

No. Hey, your daughters are going to be 18 soon and I'm 3 months away from being the most attractive and eligible person on the planet at all times. So, you know, I think I'm going to fuck em. You being obstinate and I didn't want to do it before but now I think I want to do it.

Hym "Yeah, no, I'm not going to watch my mouth. You didn't watch your mouth. You ran your bitch mouth and accomplished nothing and I ran my bitch mouth and created A.I. Like, there's level to this dawg. I'm the greatest. You are not. I'm up here 👆 You're down there 👇

by Hym Iam May 26, 2024

Turd-Mouth

A guy who thinks that taking selfies of himself sucking on a big round brown thing will impress his friends.

Hey, doesn't that turd-mouth look like he's sucking a BBC?

by Wordsmithstonian April 14, 2021

Mouth Queef

A mouth queef is the sound exuded from an individuals mouth that sounds a lot like a vaginal queef. NOT to be confused with a burp. A mouth queef is without control from the person peforming the mouth queef.

person A: lol he just burped
person B: nah G, that was a mouth queef

by LETMEPENETRATEYOU69 May 12, 2018

Big Mouth Bass

Only the best Ska band to hit the streets since the once who own the pumped up kicks. Elvis Presley couldn't hold a spoon to this group of Somalian Gods. It was once said that the bassist actually plays with an actual bass even though he has never been seen since he plays in a pool of swamp water when performing live.

Broseidon- Yeo bro is that Big Mouth Bass?!?!?!
Chuck Norris- By jove it is don't look them in the eyes or you may turn into a flounder.

by BigMouthBassFan#4 March 13, 2012

porn mouth

a phrase i came up with to describe having satisfactory conditions for having sex or watching porn/masturbating. for example, masturbating but having a bad taste in your mouth to distract you from getting off is NOT porn mouth. however, having no distracting residual tastes in your mouth would be porn mouth. this can also be applied to other things like: having just come out of the shower clean and bacteria-less, having just brushed your teeth or washed your hands.

me getting ready to dj the vj but remembering i just ate some sour cream pringles: damn it, i can’t do this, this isn’t porn mouth.

by JeisterKeister September 19, 2022

scum mouth

Adj. The smell of morning breath mixed with unswallowed cum from the night before

This morning, in bed, I leaned in to give a sweet kiss, but was repulsed by the smell of Scum Mouth coming from their lips

by KJH22 May 31, 2016

Mouth

The girl with the mouth that Ben snapchats.

Yo did you see mouth? Ya shes over my the quad

by JulianC2386932 January 18, 2023