McGurk upper cut

the mcgurk upper cut is when a man is chugging a large beverage and someone falls to there knees behind the victim and delivers an uppercut to his genitals causing him to fall to the ground vomiting everything he just chugged
I cant believe they made Brendon clean up his own puke after andy gave him that Mcgurk upper cut.
by Brookfield rocks June 06, 2011
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Cut

A cut is the update of thous hair. A "cut" determines ones social status. Many will compliment a cut.
by Ags boyfriend December 10, 2020
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straight cut dickhead

1. One who wants to massively fuck you over and see you suffering in exams, life etc. Gets a sense of schadenfreude, without caring what other say, no matter what.
2. Self-assured person who has cultivated being a dick to the highest level.
That teacher is a straight cut dickhead, none of his exam questions can be answered from his notes, and he makes us spend 3 months learning irrelevant bs in class.
by TopFrag December 29, 2018
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crinkle cut hoe bag

A person who always twists their face in a weird way in selfies in order to look attractive but fails..instead looks like a half eaten bag of chips.
Jazmine looks like a crinkle cut hoe bag today with that horrible lipstick
by SavageBP November 03, 2017
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who is cutting onions

Markiplier and Ethan are cutting onions next to each other and they are crying. They don't know who is cutting onions so they are asking WHO IS CUTTING ONIONS? Then they find out that they are cutting onions and they start to argue.
WHO IS CUTTING ONIONS? can be used to ask who is cutting onions. If you are cutting onions you are going to die and if somebody else is cutting onions they are going to die because they lied to you.
by aeron67 December 03, 2022
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Shart cut

A short cut that is so sketchy that you are in danger of shitting yourself.
That shart cut we took down the cliff was so scary I think I may have to change my underwear.
by toughschist March 18, 2024
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Muff-Cut

When an individual shaves off all of their hair on their head except for their fringe.
Hey dude look! That guy's walking around with a muff-cut.
by StrixieLikesDoorknobs May 16, 2021
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