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I'm Not Gay

When someone tries to explain that they aren't a faggot but they are indeed a faggot.
Logan: "I'm not gay, I swear!"
Tucker: "You literally sent 50 gay porn videos to me."
Logan: "That's because it's funny!"
by Plumbus Flarp December 11, 2023
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I'm against the war

A Russian euphemism for "I don't care what happens to Ukrainians. I won't do a thing to help, but I don't want you to think that I'm a bad person."
I'm against the war! Why should I not be allowed to have a tourist trip to Europe?
by cuyk August 30, 2022
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I'm beginning to feel like I'm mentally ill

I'm just writing this so hopefully, someone will put this on a mug or cup
by BabbleBoy February 4, 2023
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I'm bored

Well, well, well. Ya so bored you typin' this in Urbandictionary? I understand. If you came here for the meaning of the word, here

I'm bored.

Yes, that's it. You probably already know what it meant and just search it because you are BORED.
Dude, I'm bored today.
What about getting outside and touch grass? Maybe it'll cure your boredom
Hey! That's a good idea.

I'm not bored anymore. I'm even border.
Why?
I'm bored how I keep not getting bored.
by Emmystealingyourpotatoes August 4, 2022
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Fuck this shit, I'm out

a popular meme that entails one seeing something so mind-numbingly weird that they have no choice but to call it quits and move out of the vicinity, for the sake of their sanity that is already bursting at the seams
by hell-ena February 22, 2023
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I'm on my days

Shorter phrase to say someone is on their period.
Sophia: I'm on my days, my stomach hurts really bad
by yourmomishotash September 10, 2023
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I'm the law

It is a saying used for reverse language bible cultism through hyderoding like the stories you here about the left eye club, and swallowing the serpent,

Swallow vs law, book of the law life of the evil one
I'm the law they say means to swallow my precum, well if your dick touches your ass have your ass swallow it in stead if the answer no it can't reach then there's your answer.
by YournameisTwat June 18, 2025
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