ghost shit

When you bust a fat line of blow and you get the feeling of having to shit but it’s not there

I was so high on coke about to take a huge shit, but, alas, it was a ghost shit

by netra88 July 2, 2019

Ghost

A tactical operator in Call Of Duty that most tryhards or campers will look like in warzone or team deathmatch trying to do some odd ass trick.

GLITCHSTROKER723: hey you see Ghost over there?

Oddballz72: yeah, he's prob a tryhard

GLITCHSTROKER723: no, it looks like he's camping. He's a camper

Oddbalz72: oh yeah!

Ghost: *stares at us intently from the corner*

by GLITCHSTROKER723 September 27, 2023

ghost poser

A person whose likeness is used in place of an authors true likeness in order to protect their privacy and/or appear to be something they are not such that they may be able to speak to certain issues they otherwise wouldn’t be able to.

The author was so ugly he hired me to be his ghost poser. Now I’m on the back of every copy of his book 😎

by Cedar Eizen December 12, 2022

ghost elephant

A woman you match with on a dating app that show up in person as a elephant sized woman.

I met a woman from hinge the other day and she was a ghost elephant.

by C3hawes January 31, 2023

Ghost V

Ghost V is your mom's vagina that squirts more than your girlfriends and you kinda like it. No judge.

The juices from that ghost v was insane.

by TheGhostVThatTalksToMe October 28, 2022

Holy Ghosted

When someone hasn't heard from you for more than 2,000 years, but they still swear you're coming back.

Jesus Christ, man. He hasn't come back in 2,000 years. Face it; you've been Holy Ghosted. He's not coming back.

by YourPreudonym March 11, 2023

ghost poop

when you try to poop but you just fart

man you pooped quick.
nah man it was just a ghost poop.

by hammie boie July 12, 2018