So A Spider Has 8 Legs, So If You Are Getting Spider Fucked,
Check A Few Things,
1.) Are There 2 Dicks In Your Vagina?
2.) Are There 2 Dicks In Your Ass?
3.) Are there 2 Dicks In Your Mouth? ..... Add
4.) Are there 2 Dicks In Your Hands?
If You Answered Yes To All Of These Questions, Then You Have Been Spider Fucked!!
Check A Few Things,
1.) Are There 2 Dicks In Your Vagina?
2.) Are There 2 Dicks In Your Ass?
3.) Are there 2 Dicks In Your Mouth? ..... Add
4.) Are there 2 Dicks In Your Hands?
If You Answered Yes To All Of These Questions, Then You Have Been Spider Fucked!!
Ryan: "I Skulled Fucked Your Mom Last Night!"
Matt: " Yeah Well I Spider Fucked Your Mom Last Night!"
Matt: " Yeah Well I Spider Fucked Your Mom Last Night!"
by Heather Marie 916 December 9, 2008
Get the Spider Fuckedmug. You want to do something like a backflip off a 60ft cliff into water. You get paranoid that its gonna hurt like hell! Your afraid that you will really hurt yourself. So u say FUCK IT! You run jump and do the best you can. you may fail once but u keep doing it and your a pro! Thats the fuck it method!
by Dainnerflame1 October 13, 2012
Get the Fuck it methodmug. Spare Tire, Beer Gut or Muffin Top grown specifically to save your partner from trauma during intercourse. Can be ambi-sextrous.
Dude 1: "Bro? That's quite the belly you're getting on you."
Dude 2: "Aww this? That's my fuck bumper. The wife was complaining of pain in her spleen. I figured I better add some cushion to my pushin'"
-Alt.
Girl 1: Hey girl? Are those new Jeggings?
Girl 2: I've had these jeans for 5 years! But I have to tell you.. My spleen's been hurtin' so much that I had to grow out my Fuck Bumper a bit. My new guy has a real Thigh Slapper on him.
Dude 2: "Aww this? That's my fuck bumper. The wife was complaining of pain in her spleen. I figured I better add some cushion to my pushin'"
-Alt.
Girl 1: Hey girl? Are those new Jeggings?
Girl 2: I've had these jeans for 5 years! But I have to tell you.. My spleen's been hurtin' so much that I had to grow out my Fuck Bumper a bit. My new guy has a real Thigh Slapper on him.
by Stirp January 26, 2015
Get the Fuck Bumpermug. by No fucks January 28, 2016
Get the No fucks to givemug. He's a shit weasel, and although he makes you insane with his humor at times, he is the most charming guy you will ever meet. He can piss you off then within seconds make you laugh. He is intoxicating!
by Jasha November 5, 2013
Get the yankee fuckmug. when in doggy style on a female, the person from behind raises there legs and hands, leaving all bodily weight on the female, and humping only to use chest and back movements to thrust, thus fucking in mid air like super man
by pantietheif November 21, 2009
Get the Super Fuckmug. Because I’m bored
by Izukumidorya November 11, 2019
Get the Ah fuckmug.