baby beer

Excess weight around the belly area, often caused by sustained beer drinking over time. Typically male.

"Hey John, want to grab a beer and movie today?"
"No dude. Me and my baby beer are taking a break from all that."

by chocolatesoldier March 7, 2017

Beer Surfing

When one drinks beer in spaced out intervals through out a long period of time in order to stay constantly tipsy without crossing over into full-blown drunkedness.

"We beer surfed throughout the weekend."

"Hah. Beer surfing's just expensive. Why not just get loaded? "

"Because we had a good time and absolutely no hangovers to speak of."

by madkat9 March 10, 2017

beer rich

When you have a lot of high quality beer on hand.

Let's go over to Jeff's place, he's beer rich right now. I got a hankering for a Guinness.

by BreezeFreezeLover March 16, 2017

Summer beer

Just don't. You and anyone who drinks it will regret it the next day.

If you do. Two handles of Smirnoff, Two 24's of bud light, and a gallon of kool aid.

Whatever happened with the summer beer you guys made for yesterday's party?

We dumped the rest of it this morning.

What! Why?

Two guys ended up on the roof, I ended up on the rocks, one guy lost his stomach and we lost the last guy.......all before it got dark.

by 2XC June 2, 2016

Beer-handed

Caught in the act of buying beer; either underage, or at an inappropriate time, ie during work hours.

I see your 'rents caught you beer-handed!!
My boss caught me beer-handed after lunch at the pub!!

by anGelo68 May 25, 2016

hillbilly beer

A warm beer.

Guy #1: Hey get me a beer.
Guy #2: Sorry man, no cold ones looks like you got to take a hillbilly beer.

by Billy of the Hills April 18, 2016

Redbox and Beer

1) The sneaky thing a guy does (and picks up) when he really wants to Netflix and Chill, but has asked you out on a date and is coming over to your house to pick you up.

2) A cheap azz date

Girl 1: So where did you guys go last night?
Girl 2: Nowhere! He was another Redbox and Beer jerk!
Girl 1: Awwwww...sorry

Girl1: Did he wine you and dine you last night?
Girl 2: More like Redbox and Beer!
Girl 1: Awwww...sorry

by blondgirl April 22, 2016