max off

For a female to pleasure herself sexually.

No, he stood me up, and my credit card is maxed out, so I'm just going to stay home and max off.

by Chief Esteben November 23, 2009

stroaping off

masturbating in the shower using soap or shampoo as a lubricant

i was stroaping off in the shower this morning and came all over my wall

by coffeeandporn March 8, 2009

Flop off

A game used to determine anything the involves, The flipping of pancakes consecutively as many times as you can, the first person to let it flop on the ground loses. The pancakes are then compared and bonus points are give for depending on the size of the pancake. (larger = more points)

1. Dammit He beat me in the Flop off he must be better than me

2. The flop off was over shortly his pancake was much to small to count

3. He's going to win the flop off look at the size of his pancake

by 1HappyCamp-R March 10, 2013

Greenjacking Off

Masturbating while watching the Masters on television.

Tiger Woods's swing was looking so good on Sunday at the Masters, I couldn't help greenjacking off.

by DrBill42 April 16, 2013

flapping off

One who plays flappy bird hard core usually with a record over 100

Mary: Will blew me off again last night!

Donna: Yeah he was flapping off again

by Speed kills January 26, 2014

kerk off

Get mad

Im about to kerk off

by Ray and Lu January 28, 2014

bung off

Another way to say "fuck off" or "go fuck yourself"

Seriously dude, bung off.

by Fack this February 5, 2014