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Appled

Getting fucked up, drunk and fucked. Plus points if it all happens on the dance floor at a club.
“Girl, I’m so hyped for tonight!”

“Yeah, we’re getting appled tonight!”
by Mathevabergfin October 7, 2023
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Apples

a fruit which is red :/
Apples am I right
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Apple Watch

Apple's take on the "Spy Watch" from Spy Kids (film made: March 30, 2001).

- You can read the time (because apparently numbers are letters now...??
- Talk to your deceased grandma (they have Apple Watches in heaven)
- and most importantly Watch YouTube (cool right?!)
I love my Apple Watch, I can finally Watch YouTube on my wrist!
by 4uffin July 4, 2023
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Apple

1. A (fruit) which can be (eaten) by (humans) and (animals). They do not (grow) (underwater) therefore (aquatic) (creatures) can’t (eat) it. Apples are usually (red) (green) (Purple) Sometimes used as a (ball) to play (games) when you don’t have a (real ball).

2. A tech (company) that makes (over priced) products and each one starts with either “i” or “apple” some (popular) products are the (iPhone), (iPad), (Apple Watch), (iMac) and more. Most of you are probably reading this on one of these products
Example:
1. Man 1 : dude I’m really (hungry) rn

Man 2 : ok bro let’s get some apples

2. Rich guy : *Flexes his phones* dude check out my new iPhone and my Apple Watch to match don’t forget my new Mac book pro and my iPad
by Mr C MacIntosh January 15, 2019
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Apple

Johnny had a hell of a game with 2 goals and two Apples in our 5-3 win
by BigTasty3473 February 20, 2021
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apple sauce

A term of high respect and consolation used among (usually young) men. More personal and intense than simply bro. Likely arose as a logical reaction to young women referring to each other as orange sauce.
A: My girlfriend just dumped me.

B: Hang in there, apple sauce. It'll get better.
by thadopeman December 31, 2021
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apple

worse company to have ever excisted. all isheep swallow a lot of pumpkin pie. apple is such a bad company they pay their workers with dildo's!
apple swallows dildo's
by not a gay person (DylanH) June 14, 2018
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