monkey bag

when a gay guy hangs from a tree and teabags his partner while swinging from the tree branch

dude those 2 fags monkey bag eachother in there back yeard on the tree

by NOSFERATU6900 August 22, 2009

BLACK MONKEY

Sahnan a guy named Sahnan is most likey a monkey or black

person 1: look it's a black monkey

person 2: no it's just Sahnan and cat eatter Kejaun

by i hate black monkeys1293780197 December 8, 2022

River Monkey

A poker player who pays you off just the amount you want, just to see the river card - and of course - to hit his flush or straight, against the odds you gave him.

Keep paying me off at over price, river monkey.. cant believe you a paid pot size bet with your 9 high flush, you f***ng retard!! (Tilt)

by Vinzer April 4, 2010

Monkey tail

When you clench your asshole and your get temporary control of your penis.

Ed: Hey roger why is your pants pulsing?
Roger: Yeah I’m monkey tailing it right now!

by SwanyM September 20, 2018

slush monkey

The longer term for the word sluh. Basically, a slut, but used more as a term of endearment than an insult.

You're such a slush monkey.

by Christian Waters October 8, 2006

sludge monkey

when a man ejaculates on a woman's unshaven vagina

that man made a sludge monkey of that vag!

by Danaco March 22, 2008

monkey man

Hairy Man,also used as a term of endearment and rebuke.

"I love you Monkey Man".................

"Fuck off Monkey Man"...................

"oh,Monkey Man,you're the best"..............

by Dr Lokoss July 6, 2004