Emeka.
A man who kindly cautions office staff after receiving multiple reports of the dangers of "protective magpies attacking people and aiming for their eyes".
Correction, not magpies, Pee Wee's.
A man who kindly cautions office staff after receiving multiple reports of the dangers of "protective magpies attacking people and aiming for their eyes".
Correction, not magpies, Pee Wee's.
A number of woman have reported being attacked by an unknown species of bird. These vicious birds have been waiting to attack women entering and exiting Health House in Darwin in the Northern Territory of Australia The bird geek kindly cautions office staff after receiving multiple reports of the dangers of "protective magpies attacking people and aiming for their eyes".
by DCF giggler August 12, 2011
Homogooly bird.....
Someone who talks so much crap, they could disappear up their own arse and it wouldn't make a difference how you viewed them. ("Ok Tom")
Someone who talks so much crap, they could disappear up their own arse and it wouldn't make a difference how you viewed them. ("Ok Tom")
by Msr8888 May 22, 2014
Drunk man: "I'm not drunk, I can clearly see the 2 birds on the tree"
Police: "..There's no bird on the tree, are you a drunk man? This is a classic, a drunk man seeing 2 birds on a tree!"
Police: "..There's no bird on the tree, are you a drunk man? This is a classic, a drunk man seeing 2 birds on a tree!"
by Klockoline October 13, 2023
if you have one, you'll know. once you know, you will be able to recognise people with and without shaded birds. shaded birds can be lost, but it always changes at 11.
"hey, what is a shaded bird?"
"it's really hard to explain, but you have a shaded bird"
"i'm going to lose it"
"lol"
"it's really hard to explain, but you have a shaded bird"
"i'm going to lose it"
"lol"
by dwanye quest May 12, 2023
For people who act a fool, so much so, it is as if, they wanted you to give them both middle fingers.
Just keep Feeding the bird and see where that gets you. (all the while, giving them the middle finger) go ahead, Feed the bird.
by Glassmonkey38 April 15, 2020
to masturbate and cum
by apersononinternet January 19, 2025
Aight I only went through page 1 but I haven't seen the definition I'm used to. In construction, bird-dogging is when you stand there watching someone work while doing fuck all yourself. Usually the bird-dog is a safety guy doing an audit or a foreman with nothing better to do. If you're unlucky, it's the supernintendo looking for a reason to turf your ass. I learned this in scaffolding and ironworking. There are ways to let your boys know you got eyes on you, such as calling for a 7 foot tube. You can also get creative and come up with your own codes though. Don't get caught doing stupid shit out there and always ALWAYS tie off.
Ground guy: "7 foot tube!"
Translation: " we got us a fuckin bird-dog guys"
Crew lead: "wtf don't you got tags to recertify? Why you gotta sit there and bird-dog us the whole time between first coffee and lunch?"
Foreman: "paperwork go brrrrrr lol"
Translation: " we got us a fuckin bird-dog guys"
Crew lead: "wtf don't you got tags to recertify? Why you gotta sit there and bird-dog us the whole time between first coffee and lunch?"
Foreman: "paperwork go brrrrrr lol"
by treefuckerOG June 30, 2023