Shut Up War

The shut up war happened between 2 7th graders named Atlas and Dana on October 13, 2020. What went down was a series of the words of "shut up" and "no you". At some point, Atlas says "Shut the fuck up". That was the tensest part of this war.

"Shut up war has started. You guys may begin."

"SHUT UP!"

by I’m used as an sex toy October 13, 2020

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World War I

The time period of era where everything went chaos due to only one good ol' cause;
cupidity and selfishness between major european countries.(well done to Britain, Russia and Germany!)

Son: Mom, what's World War I? It sounds like a bad word..
MOM: That's just a nonsense son. You don't have to care about it now - it's NOT EVEN gonna happen in the future, anyway.
Son: Really? What about that crazy old grandpa with a shitty orange face?
MOM: Who are you talking about? Did you mean some guy who usually appears at a Walmart commercial?
Son: No.. he was wearing a uniform.. and said he's "gonna make our country great again.".
MOM: oh... NOW THAT SOUNDS LIKE A World War 3.

by godverwatch May 8, 2017

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war bump

A euphemism for an erection.

Trump gets a war bump every time his daughter Ivanka walks into the room.

by Jimathay October 6, 2017

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Lit the wick of war

When you are about to get ass kicked in war.

Kim Jong Un: Yo General, I need 3some before war, dotard has lit the wick of war.
General: OK Sir! I will find some fresh pussies for you in Pyongyang.

by Muhammad John October 12, 2017

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war counciler

The second in comand and adviser for the leader of the organization or gang

Hey , you think we can go hit up the block where my enemy stay at the boss aint in town, I dont know. We gotta tell that to the war counciler about that.

by Tequileroboii97 October 19, 2017

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