torched

a word describing your gramatic defeat

Joe: see i told that 9+5=12

Kenny: nahh my dude its 14

Joe: ohh yeah

Kenny: your so torched, don't you feel dumb

by lylahh November 7, 2009

Touche'

right back at you, up yours

joe-"that girl is way out of your league"
girl-"you want to hook up?"
joe-"touche'"

by Keystone Kid April 30, 2006

touched by an angel

When a man/woman masturbates a man, allows him to ejaculate into his/her palm, and immediately slaps the guy in the face with the semen covered hand.

My boyfriend was touched by an angel last night for being such an ass.

by DropKickGrl December 9, 2008

Touche

Fuck the French the Goddamn French Frog Eatin Bastards

-AH! Jacques, como talle veu?
-FACK YEU Sven!
-Touche, Jacques!

by LOLZfukinLOLZ July 24, 2008

Premarital Touching

When you touch someone in their privates before you marry them

"Man thats some premarital touching i see going on"

by Alvin THE SHIZZ May 19, 2008

torch

torch- Originated in the MDV area of the 905 circa 2001, meaning homosexual, flamer.

"Yoooooo.......sick torch

by meadowvillains June 12, 2004

tough

A kid who can train mma in california with top fighters like tito ortiz. Can turn down NASA because flying to the moon bumped into his schedule of flying around the world in one day. After flying around the world he beat the land speed record bare foot with a blister on his heal. Chuck Norris trained him and then he beat him up with one punch like most of his other fights. In the tour de france he won on a uni cycle going backwards. Oh yea he's also got a pretty cool screw driver.

I'm so tough i can bench 350 Ilb blind folded

by Colton Sumner April 3, 2011