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Jake

Although he may legally be an adult Jake probably acts more like a child.

Someone who probably plays NAIA football at a small Catholic institution and uses pizza rolls in exchange for sex.

He is a bitch.

Probably an only child based on the way he treats women.

Disloyal to America and sides with Britain.
Jake, another word for a man who is immature and is a misogynistic individual.
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jake morinec

Damn he rides bulls like jake morinec he's gonna go 90.
by Succy succerson November 30, 2017
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Jake Piper's fourth law

The last of his laws, it states:
There can only be three laws.

The law is a certified law.
Connor: "Hey man, I used Jake Piper's fifth law here and-"
Daniel: "Come on man, use Jake Piper's fourth law. There's no fifth law"
by unitybacon October 13, 2020
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Jake Minch

Jake is the best. If he is on your side or your best friend or a friend you are lucky. He will always make you laugh. He may say many weird things but he is the best. So if you have a friend called jake you are very lucky.
by Damian Tomaszewski July 12, 2019
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Jake Paul

Guy: I think I have cancer
Jake Paul: why?

Guy: *dies*
by Aiden6000 July 23, 2022
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Jake

by Dumb lord July 16, 2019
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Jake

That one kid in school who always has to go to the dentist because he has rotten teeth
Ewwwww have u seen Jake’s teeth
by Henry kid November 29, 2021
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