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Beef

1. A grudge against someone

2. meat from a cow
Need to buy a pound of beef from the butcher.
My beef with Ranaldo
by dino10 August 1, 2017
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Beef Queef

When a man docks his anus to a woman's vagina, passes gas into it and the woman proceeds to queef it out.
I made Kaitlin beef queef last night because she said ahe likes MGK, it was gravy.
by MGK sux July 12, 2023
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beef napkin

N. When a male ejaculates on a female and has nothing but a hamburger to wipe her. She may or may not eat the burger afterwards.
clarise was covered in cum and could barely see or breathe, luckily Randal had a beef napkin
by Chuck Richards October 24, 2015
mugGet the beef napkinmug.

beef maxing

Grabbing your dick and beating it with a meat mallet until it’s smashed into little patties
Hey John have you started beef maxing
by President Pork March 19, 2024
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Hot Beef Stew

Used to describe fresh, steaming feces, usually bearing a consistency somewhere between diarrhea and solid form. True proper use of the term involves the feces happening in a public restroom, and the toilet not being flushed upon completion.
John: Oh Jesus, what the fuck just died in that bathroom?!
Rahan: Yo you liked that? I even had some corn in that motherfucker.
John: Yeah, I fucking saw. Why didn’t you flush the goddamn toilet?!
Rahan: Just leaving some hot beef stew for the cleaning crew to enjoy.
by Sylvan Montague III August 9, 2019
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Beef-huffer

One who huffs beef, that is, engages in very long but listless, unenthusiastic blowjobs.
Man, Alexis came over last night and huffed my beef all the way through Ocean’s 11. What a beef-huffer!
by Beefhuffer July 18, 2024
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Beefed-it

High off cannabis before class . It's what you say after you smoked a bat. (Spryfield-anese for joint, a marijuana cigarette) .
Common language in J.L. Ilsley High School in period from 1988 to 2012 (Class of 2004 - 2005 = WAS LIT)

Likely still used to this day.
Buddy: Yo, bro, you beefed-it??

Me: yeah I beefed-it!! chuck two-fifths!! (Let's both chuck $2.50 on a $5 joint)
by MadMushroom400 March 3, 2022
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