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smiley sandwich

a smiley used in e-mails, instant messages, etc. there's one pair of eyes but two mouths. used when very happy/sad/any other emotion. usually looks something like this:
(:)
you can make them sad too.
):(
person 1: that's hilarious. you're soooo funny!!
person 2: (:)
person 1: ???
person 2: that's a smiley sandwich! DUH.
by carlyx srsly December 24, 2008
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blogna sandwich

What one is said to have eaten after spending one's lunch-break reading blogs.
Q - Hey, what did you eat for lunch?
A - I had a blogna sandwich; KemMeyer.com has a cool new post!
by shawnc July 18, 2007
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Big Chicken Sandwich

The phrase loosely stands for a Bad Conduct Discharge issued from any military service.
by Embuste September 17, 2007
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finger sandwiches.

a finger between two grinding vaginas
"they both rubbed themselves on the hand, creating finger sandwiches.
by the tick tock man September 3, 2007
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Enormous Sandwich

Term given by ICT Technicians to boys with rather large genitals.
"Have you got your enormous sandwich out again?"
by Monkey08 March 31, 2008
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The "Sandwich" Clan

The modern nickname for the ledgendary 11th Century Clan founded by three English rebels, known only as 'The King', 'The Queen' and 'The Joker'. The clan was initially founded as a secret gambling soceity which rebeled agaist the strict laws governing England at that time. The Clan slowly grew and gained new members as the groups activities expaned beyond minor law breaking and low level rebellion. The full extent of the groups actions are, and always will be, unknown due to the strict secrecy of the group but the group and its leaders have been linked to numerous crimes and serious acts of rebellion against Englands rulers throughout the 11th Century. This ledgendary clan has been seen as an inspiration to numerous anti-suthority groups since its dispersal at the end of the 11th Century, and factions who follow their example are believed to exist to this day.
"The "Sandwich" Clan are an example to all law breakers"
by SandwichWorshiper June 8, 2008
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[big shit sandwich]

verb- giving an unexpected or very intense disappointment to another person, team, group, ect.
The Giants gave the Patriots a big shit sandwich in the Superbowl.
by ǝɹǝɥsıʇdnɐɥ January 12, 2009
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